ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine.
Classmate: So what's so great about that ?
Pupil: It's snowing outside !
Father: How did your exams go?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this exam.
Class teacher : I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.
On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.
After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."
The student received an "A" on the exam.
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They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.
Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine.
Classmate: So what's so great about that ?
Pupil: It's snowing outside !
Father: How did your exams go?
Son: I got nearly 100 in every subject
Father: What do you mean, nearly 100?
Son: The questions didn't give me any trouble, just the answers!
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this exam.
Class teacher : I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you !
A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination.
On the paper there was a single line which simply said: "Is this a question?" - Discuss.
After a short time he wrote: "If that is a question, then this is an answer."
The student received an "A" on the exam.
I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
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Me,
I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be
dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/j/johnny_depp.html#fPId3br720sLcFiP.99
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